Paris Hilton is Banned from the Oscars!
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Paris' most recent film, The Hottie and the Nottie, earned a 1.1 rating and took first place on IMDB’s Bottom 100 list which makes her hated by everyone from the movie industry's distaste for Paris leading them to even ban her from the Oscars. A source said, “She cried hot, salty tears when she was banned from the Oscars. She’s desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network with film executives.” Another source said, “She’s tempted to go to the parties afterwards but might wear her trademark wig to save her dignity.”
Hot, salty tears? Way to relish in someone’s misery. I give you props. I also like how they think Paris can save her dignity by wearing a wig. The only way Paris can save her dignity is to turn back time and not put that penis in her mouth. Doing anything else...
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I'm Debi Javier from the Philippines, I'm a 22 year-old student of Central Colleges of the Philippines and I'm taking up Bachelor of Science in Information Technology.
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